Mr Blunder Resurrected

It had been several months now since Mr. Blunder had been in heaven. He kind of liked it. Especially because Millie was there lots. He had taken a major liking to her over these past few months. He wanted to do filthy things with her. Like gardening, and painting a fence. He was really excited because Millie was going to take him to finally meet god today. He washed his cast iron skillet extra nice in case god wanted a delicious breakfast. Millie thought breakfast would be a wonderful idea as god was a tad somber because some more moronic humans killed other humans in his name. In heaven everyone got along. There was always plenty of toilets and no terrible odor afterward. Mr Blunder had loose bowels so this was a major benefit. They even had endless amounts of peach flavored yogurt. This was his favorite yogurt. Made his poop smell like Georgia. He was so excited to meet god. He had so many questions to ask. He was quite curious to find out the reason why he couldn't see wind and why he woke up with a hard wiener every morning. Even when he didn't have dreams of Millie in a kiddie pool full of Jello. Alas there they were. Before the throne of god. He greeted Millie as she introduced Mr. Blunder. god asked why he hanged himself. Blunder explained that it was all an accident. He was trying out to play the Swingset in Birch City's annual production of " i know my first name is steven". god forgave him and welcomed him to heaven.
The 3 sat and chatted for a bit. Blunder remember breakfast but forgot to bring treats. There was a giant barrel of large eggs next to god's throne so Mr. Blunder grabbed a few and tossed em' on the ol' skillet! They smiled kinda sweet, like they were dipped in honey. god caught a whiff and asked Mr Blunder what the hell he was doing. Mr Blunder explained that he was making everyone breakfast but had forgotten the food so he just used gods eggs. god grew furious and explained that those weren't eggs for eating, they were abortions! he had to bless them before sending them out as angels. god wasn't against abortion like all the mean people of earth thought. He gave humans free will for a reason. But he did value life so he kept all abortions and made them angels. It was a good deed on his behalf. Anyways, upset with Mr. Blunder for eating his abortions he cast him out of Heaven and back to earth to finish out his life. And he sent Millie along too! as her punishment she was made mortal again. At first she seemed upset at the notion but Mr Blunder had snuck a giant egg back to earth and cooked it for her in his skillet. She was starting to grow fond of Mr Blunder. Maybe human life wouldn't be so bad after all. They settled in at Mr. Blunders home in Birch city. Both of them very excited for this new and exciting chapter in their lives. He accidently poked her in the back with his mysterious morning wiener but she was ok with it.